May 2013
h0odrich:
*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
warpedesto:
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
niggaimdeadass:
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
gothicwoadie:
“why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf
assiest:
2 life vests left on the titanic
this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*
“We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world...”
– Stuart Wilde (via sharkg0ddess)
urbancatfitters:
this website rlly informed me about rape culture and sexuality and just like made me more knowledgeable abt stuff in general however it’s also a very dark environment sometimes because it facilitates self loathing and romanticizes depression and other mental disorders
so thanks but also fuck you
